Questions from Horses to God

Dear God,
We horses can understand humans from voice commands, body position, halter pressure, hand signals, bit pressure, leg aides, spurs, crops, whips, gate sounds, feed sounds, whistles, bells, and growls. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they never bless mine. Do you understand that nicker I make is my own blessing?

Dear God,
I just can't help it. Can I ever stop cribbing?

Dear God,
Is there really reincarnation? And if we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God,
Is it true that the streets in Heaven are paved with gold? Will I get special shoes so I don't slip?

Dear God,
Do angels wear spurs?

Dear God,
Somebody lost my registration papers. When it's time for me to go to Heaven, can I still enter?

Dear God,
When I get to the Pearly Gates, will there be someone to let me in, or will I have to try to work the latch with my nose?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, and tear off sprinting and bucking across the clouds, is it OK if a little fart slips out?

Dear God,
When I get to Heaven, can I be wild again?